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11 things you think while sexting

By Kara Byers March 18, 2016
11 things you think while sexting

If you’re single and have a phone, chances are you’ve been involved in a bit of sexy texting - aka sexting – by now. But no matter how normal it is to sext these days, it can still feel weird.

Whether you’re a dab hand at racy repartee or you’re an utter novice, it’s highly likely that at least a few of these thoughts will have run through your head during a typical sexting session.

1. I’m not really feeling this…

Maybe you just got started and you’re not into the swing of things yet? Maybe that tub of ice cream/glass of wine/movie is more interesting actually...

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2. Uh oh. What if they’re not really into this?

Yeah, they too could be eating/drinking/watching something more gripping than this sext session. Highly unlikely if said party is a man though. Just sayin. 

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3. Wait. Can anyone see my screen?

You need either wing mirrors or some sort of laser beam alarm so you don’t have to keep looking up and/or rotating your head every ten seconds…

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4. Am I blushing?

My face is red for sure, and everyone is looking at me. Maybe…

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5. NO! My mum/dad/grandma/sister/child’s teacher is calling. Can they see me?

Oh... Oh... Can they see me?! They can't can they?! 

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6. I’m really good at this…

That was an awesome one. I am the KWEEEEEEEEEN OF SEXTING! I should do this more often. Go professional even. Oh wait…

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7. What else do I say?

I’ve run out of words. I’ll just scroll up, maybe I can re-use something from earlier?

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8. There are literally no sexy emojis! Oh wait… I’ll use the eggplant

Nailed it. 

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9. No… NOOOOO!!!! Did I just send that to the wrong person?!

Please let the world end immediately. Why are there no names in my phone between Dad and Dave? Looks like I’ll need to lay low for a while.

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10. Er… will they expect me to do this in real life?

I don't know about that really... 

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11. I wonder if we will do this in real life?

Actually, that could be fun... Maybe. 

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Enjoy cyber lovers...